| 3.
Sheriff: “I
trust Locksley's visited his manor and found the home fires still
burning?” |
4.
Sheriff: “I'm
gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!”
Robin: “Then
it begins!” |
5.
Guy: “Why a
spoon, cousin? Why not an axe, or...”
Sheriff: “Because
it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!” |
| 6.
Sheriff: “Cancel
the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings,
and call off Christmas!” |
| 7.
Sheriff: “You,
my room, ten-thirty tonight. You, ten-forty-five. Bring a friend.” |
| 8.
Sheriff: “Well
at least I didn't use a spoon!” |
| 9.
Sheriff: “Shut
up, you twit!” |
|
The
Metatron-Dogma |
| 1.
Metatron: “Behold
the Metatron, Herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God.” |
| 2.
Metatron: “I'm
as anatomically-impaired as a Ken doll.” |
3.
Jay: “Who the
fuck are you lady? Why the fuck did you hug my head?”
Metatron: “Quite
a little mouth on him isn't there?”
Jay: “What
the fuck is this, the 'Piano'? Why ain't this broad talkin?”
Metatron: “I
believe the answers you seek lie within my companion's eyes.”
Jay: “What
the fuck does that mean? Has everyone gone fuckin' nuts? What the fuck
happened to that guy's head?” |
|
Hans
Gruber-Die Hard |
| 1.
Hans: “Mr.
Takagi. I could talk about industrialization and men's fashions all day,
but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions
for you. Sort of fill in the blank questions, actually.” |
| 2.
Hans: “I
wanted this to be professional. Efficient, cooperative, not a lot to ask!
Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us
for the rest of his life.” |
3.
Hans: “Who
are you, then?”
John: “Just
a fly in the ointment, Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass.”
Hans: “You
have me at a loss. You know my name, but who are you? Just another
American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt
culture who thinks he's John Wayne, Rambo, Marshall Dillon?”
John: “I
was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers, actually. I really liked those
sequined shirts.” |
4.
Hans: “Do
you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?”
(elevator dings)
John: “Yippee
ki-ay, motherfucker!” |
| 5.
Hans: “When
they touch down, we'll blow the roof, they'll spend a month sifting
through the rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong, we'll
be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.” |
|
Elliot
Marston-Quigley Down Under |
1.
Marston: “Are
you quite certain, Mr. Quigley, that you wouldn't like the bucket a bit
closer?”
(Shot
is fired, bucket is hit)
Quigley: “Quite
certain.” |
2.
Marston: “Are
you familiar with the Army revolver, Mr. Quigley?”
Quigley: “Well,
sir, I never had much use for one.” |
3.
O'Flynn: “Think
I'll ever get to be as fast as you?”
Marston: “What,
you mean if you practiced a lot?”
O'Flynn: “Yeah.”
Marston: “No.” |
| 4.
Marston: “Get
him out of here, he's bleeding all over the rug!” |
| 5.
Marston: “Some
men are born in the wrong century. I think I was born on the wrong
continent.” |
| 6.
Marston: “Oh,
by the way, you're fired.” |
|
Professor
Severus Snape-Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone |
| 1.
Snape to Harry: '...not to pay attention!' |
| 2.
Snape in Potions: 'There will be no foolish wand-waving here... I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death' |
| 3.
Snape w/ Quirrel: 'You don't want me as your enemy... You know perfectly well what I mean' |
| 4.
Snape w/ Quirrel: 'We'll have another little chat soon' |
| 5.
Snape to Harry: 'Good luck today, Potter...' |
| 6.
Snape w/ Harry, Ron & Hermione: 'What would
three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing...' |
| 7.
Snape (Behind the scenes): 'Why aren't you all copying this down-' 5 secs, 36 Kb |
| 8.
Snape w/ Harry, Ron & Hermione (Behind the scenes): 'What would
three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing...' |
| 9.
Snape (same scene but recorded from a distance): 'What would
three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing...' |
|
Individual
Sounds |
| 1.
Victoria Woods All-Day Breakfast (TV) Himself-'Alan
Dickman...' |
| 2.
Alan Rickman sings "Intelligence" |